Well, I ate my Christmas dinner from a can

Y’know, I didn’t want to interrupt my festive COD marathon

Started up, completely unclothed

Well, there’s no point in dressing, for these times

Harassed some snowflakes, for the lulz

Well they’ve got to learn that offence is a part of life

And dicks out for old Harambe

I’m not alone, I’m online

Cause I’m on 4Chan

I’m into /pol/ and /b/

And it feels… feels good, man

To be making history

And today I’ve photoshopped four new photographs

Of Tyler Durden and good old Patrick Bateman

And now my Steam account has got two new followers

And I’ve spammed some feminists with troll faces

I’m cooling on pig’s blood, and I’m Geekbenching over seven thousand

Why I’m incel, I’ll never comprehend

And they say the kids can’t accomplish anything these days

But then again, they’re way behind

And I’m on 4Chan

I’m into /mu/ and /v/

And it feels… feels good, man

And I’m gonna kill all normies

But who you gonna call?

Oh, when the boards are slow, or your server’s down

Well not Kristen Wiig, that’s for sure

Have another crank, by the window

I said, who you gonna call?

Oh, when you can’t bear the noise of it, and you finally see through it all

And then you decide to sell all your cryptos

Well you’re just some dude who decided to stay at home

On 4Chan

Drawing pictures of cartoon frogs

And pissing all over everyone, for no reason

(I'm on 4Chan)

(I'm on 4Chan)

(I'm on 4Chan)