The Legend of Captain Yarrface

Gather round my friends, and I'll tell you of the greatest pirate man It's me, Captain Yarrface! And this song is all about my life Are you ready? Here we go Born in the sea at the age of five I've drank lots of rum every day of my life Once I was sailing all around the place When a giant shark ate my entire face I punched that stupid great white shark Right between the eyes 'Cos I am Captain Yarrface And I will never die Yo ho and a bottle of rum Steal some treasure, Fire a gun Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Yo ho and a bottle of rum Captain Yarrface number one Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho! Well I didn't have a face and I didn't have a crew So there was only one thing left to do I put on a mask, and I started a band And now I sing songs all across the land I baked the biggest pie I killed 100 guys I've only got one eye And I will never die Yo ho and a bottle of rum Steal some treasure, Fire a gun Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Yo ho and a bottle of rum Captain Yarrface number one Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho! We're the greatest pirate band, in the fucking world All those other pirate bands, make we want to hurl I'll spew all over Running Wild I'll vomit on Red Rum I'll chuck my guts on Swashbuckle And Alestorm are shit I baked the biggest pie I killed 100 guys I've only got one eye And I will never die Yo ho and a bottle of rum Steal some treasure, Fire a gun Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Yo ho and a bottle of rum Captain Yarrface number one Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho!