Poop Deck Party

Alright all you glorious pirate boys and girls It's time for you to go completely crazy Are you ready? This is Poop Deck Party Woke up in the morning at a quarter past eight Feeling kinda thirsty, some rum would be great Went up to the deck, looking for a drink But all I could find was a terrible stink Poo over here, and poo over there There is pirate poo everywhere Gonna clean it up? Nah fuck that Let's have a poop deck party, and wear a pirate hat Alrighty, it's time to pick up the shit And throw it in the air Here we go Poop Deck Party It's where I want to be I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party Poop Deck Party It's fun for you and me I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party! Yo ho my name is Captain Chris I'm about to spit some fire on the newest pirate hit I've been living in the sea for a week or three So all you landlubbers better listen to me You know that treasure is my pleasure and poo won't do Now i've got an epic pirate quest for you We're gonna party party party party all night long While Captain Yarrface sings this song Everybody in the house say yarr (Yarr!) Everybody in the house say yo ho ho Everybody in the house say yarr (Yarr!) Everybody in the house, lets go! Ha ha ha! Little boy Bowes, that was very good But now I'll show you how a real pirate does it Let's go Poop Deck Party It's where I want to be I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party Poop Deck Party It's fun for you and me I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party! Poop Deck Party It's where I want to be I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party Poop Deck Party It's fun for you and me I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party