1000 Years of Dust

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Where is my crew? They have been captured by mummies Set sail! Set sail for Egypt, sailing down the Nile Robbing old tombs, that's Rumahoy's style We found this old pyramid in an alley downtown Out the front there were scarab beetles all around Cabinboy, get the rum, we'll shoot through that door Bootsman, prepare for a monstrous roar Of a curse being unleashed for the first time in an age Will we find a treasure gun, It's just to soon to say As we smashed through that ancient opening Hieroglyphics be damned I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Where is my crew? They have been captured by mummies I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Stranded alone Glory and treasure are here no more Searching through the dust, there's no-one to be seen Nothing left of my crew except this plate of beans Mummies all around me, crawling down the walls I hear their incantation, a deadly zombie call Mummies, zombies, yarr ahoy Secret, passage, underground Dusty, chamber Scarab, beetles, everywhere Deep in the tomb, I find my crew Chained up surrounded by mummies I fire my gun, the mummies explode Now lets get the hell out of here Running, from the, zombie tomb Escape, to the, overground I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Where is my crew? They have been captured by mummies I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Where is my crew? I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Where is my crew? They have been captured by mummies I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Stranded alone Glory and treasure are here no more My name is Captain Yarrface, and I am the greatest pirate in the whole world