What in Tarnation

 Miles - WHAT IN TARNATION All bout my cheddar, my provolooone Cantankerous na from over yon Pull the peacemaker you better hold your tongue Dangerous you better mosey on Came through brass buckle on my britches Only care bout my Mary Anne, you bitches When that buckshot hit my ass she gave me stitches (Ain't miss a stitch) What in tarnation Missourifornication Pull my furs out, PETA start shaking Texas for vacation, keep my stallion stationed Ain't no saddle on her back, I ride that bitch naked My tractor push to start, I push to start-ed it Keep a pistol for the snakes, I don't like gardening Y'all know it's on sight if Marry Ann involved Keep them paws where I can see them, or they coming off (Let me see them hands) Back at the barn, threw a function Y'all can't tell me nothing Bell, bottoms, crystal, glass, and I might just throw some rum in All piss drunk at the function My lady wanna give me some lovin' She hit me with that giddy-up and sent my ass runing What in tarnation Missourifornication Pull my furs out, PETA start shaking Texas for vacation, keep my stallion stationed Ain't no saddle on her back, I ride that bitch naked What in tarnation Missourifornication Pull my furs out, PETA start shaking Texas for vacation, keep my stallion stationed Ain't no saddle on her back, I ride that bitch naked