Chuffed (Dad Song)

Oh, yeah, I got a wife and kids and they make me chuffed Got new tyres and they make me chuffed Discount Snickers get me chuffed Watching Nine News gets me chuffed I found a Chinese joint down the road Does better honey chicken than the other Chinese joint There's more car spots and they've got Pepsi Max And it's a little bit cheaper and it makes me chuffed My son got a job at Subway and it makes me chuffed Get Smart's on telly and that makes me chuffed A weekend in Echuca gets me chuffed Making good time on the freeway gets me chuffed Got a quote on the shed for $1700 Then I went and got a quote from a friend of Geoff's He quoted $1200 so I saved heaps Got your mum new towels, and she was chuffed Aw, I'm a dad (work in sales) Just checking that you've got something for your mother's birthday Big Bang's on telly, and that makes me chuffed That Kelly Cuococo makes me chuffed South Park's a bit rude, it doesn't make me chuffed I've got a synonym book and it makes me pleased I've got fish and chips 'cause mum's working late I know the owner and he calls me mate He chucked in extra chippies and when I got home The footy was starting, and I was really chuffed That reminds me: recently at my local bakery I went in at closing time, all I wanted was a pie But they also gave me lots of free stuff Slice, biccies, rolls; chuffed My son's got a girlfriend, and that makes me chuffed She's really nice and that gets me chuffed I'm not chuffed just because she's a girl If he dated a bloke I'd be just as chuffed As long as he was nice, yea Modern dad (I'm from Thomastown) Make your kids feel like they can talk to you A good pair of blue jeans makes me chuffed There's a weird spot on my cheek... Okay, so the uh test results have come back and good news: It's benign. You know what we're gonna get that removed just incase. I'm a doctor Well that's a relief, but I'm glad I checked I've got an internet fridge, and that makes me chuffed I've got a garage fridge, and that makes me chuffed I've got a spare weekend, my mate Angelo is free And he's gonna build a pizza oven with me Concrete the base Stick the bricks in place Form the arch to brace And cement to case Now create a small fire and if you require the dough, Angelo knows the best dough supplier Oh, Pizza Party Five dollar for a kilo Gluten free base is for my son's girlfriend It's a good excuse to get the family round We chuffed