Best Day of My Life (feat. Demi Lardner)

I reckon I smashed like 7 lemon Ruskis Oh I got double maths man (Double maths? That sucks) Aww, I stubbed my toe It's the first of school and heck One of my electives was Home Ec I chose it as a bludge subject But it turned out sick 'cause we got to make scones Best day of my life Best day of my life The Year 11s are away on camp, and they usually sit on the bench But because they were away on camp We got to sit on the bench Best day of my life Best day of my life Had a new teacher for Health today Only took 8 minutes to make him cry Best day of my life Best day of my life At recess I wanted a can of Coke So I went to the machine to get a Coke I put in two bucks then pressed the button And serious, I got ten cans of Coke Put the cans in my jumper Then put 'em in my locker Then I went back to get more cans of Coke I ended up with 48 Cokes And 4 Deep Spring Orange Mineral Waters Best day of my life Best day of my life I just found a big stick Best day of my life Best day of my life Friday was a casual day To raise funds for Sudan or some shit Tim showed up in his uniform and we were like; "You're in your uniform!" And he was like; "I don't even care" But he did care 'Cause he called his Mum And she bought him a Billabong top But we still called him "Uniform Cunt" Best day of my life Best day of my life I hit Andrew with my stick Best day of my life Best day of my life Daniel came late to school 'Cause he went to his oncologist He got KFC on the way to school And he gave me a chippie Best day of my life Best day of my life I walk into English class They put on Shrek; fuckin' sick Best day of my life Miss Zahariou took my stick Worst day of my life Worst day of my life Our period 3 got cancelled Because the school counselor called a year-level meeting To talk to us about an incident Involving our teacher in a car accident We did no work, we just sat in the gym And they talked to us about grief and stuff And then period 4 was supposed to be a test But we didn't have the test because the teacher was dead Best day of my life Pat got a stiffy It was funny Stiffies are funny Stiffies are funny