You smelt it, you dealt it, that is a load of poo
Pull my finger, I got a zinger, this one's coming for you
I was standing right there by your side, by your side
Reeks so bad I thought that I would die
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
You denied it, you supplied it, i've got my eye on you
You crop dusted, Now you're busted, Maybe I tooted too
You ripped a wet one while we were playing
twister, then you had the nerve to blame your sister
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
A juicy lucy, Cheddar, Deviled eggs,
Rapid fire, Cute one, SBD, Skid marks, The Squeaker
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
Hey who farted? It could be me it could be you. Hey who farted? PU.
