I Don't Wanna Be Free (Mark's Version)

The outside world recoils in fear Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up in here You're killing yourself to make ends meet While I'm workin' on my tan and kicking up my feet You can't beat livin' in prison, there's always something to do And you know who's paying, everyone but you Every day I wake up to a nice hot shower Don't pay the water bill so I'm scrubbing for hours Shoot some hoops and lift weights in the yard Maybe blow off some steam, shiv a rookie guard And there's nothing more exquisite Than when I get my 14 minute conjugal visits C'mon and meet the gang There's Jimmy the Pickle, and Shithole Hank He makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank There's Bam-Bam, and Tiny, and Sparkles McGee And every single one of us scumbags agree I don't wanna be free (I don't wanna be free) Leave me in luxury (leave me in luxury) Why try a prison break When hard time is totally great I got a trash pedigree (I got a trash pedigree) But in here I'm bourgeoisie (hey ma', look at me) I never think about the world beyond Then I'd recall how I killed my mom No! I don't wanna be Free! Not the life for me No! I don't wanna be free Of these amenities If I tried to live this good out there I'd have to be a thousandaire This is where I wanna grow old So I'm just praying I don't make parole 'Cause I don't wanna be free