I'm Not a Loser

1, 2,3 a 1, 2, 3 I'm not a fan, not a fan of traditions I just want to get pissed here in my kitchen I'm not a loser, no. I'm not a loser (Shes not a loser) People look at me like I am a hooker But I just want to be a venue booker I'm not a loser, no. I'm not a loser (Shes not a loser) All these bad boys want to spank me Guess its just their way to thank me They all want the hanky panky They all want the hanky panky All these bad boys want to spank me Guess its just their way to thank me They all want the hanky panky I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright I'm poor I'm broke but I'm just fine I'm deaf, I'm blind but I'm alright, I'm poor I'm broke but I'm just fine I fell asleep down there in the gutter But its no worries its a smooth as butter I'm not a loser, no. I'm not a loser (Shes not a loser) My room mates think that I am a cunt But I pay the rent on time every month I'm not a loser, no. I'm not a loser (Shes not a loser) I just had the best coffee I got no worrries It's sunny outside and I'm gonna seal it It's December, it's only getting hot now That's alright for tequila I'm deaf, I'm blind but I'm alright, I'm poor I'm broke but I'm just fine All these bad boys want to spank me Guess its just their way to thank me They all want the hanky panky They all want the hanky panky All these bad boys want to spank me Guess its just their way to thank me They all want the hanky panky I'm deaf, I'm blind but I'm alright, I'm poor I'm broke but I'm just fine I'm deaf. I'm blind but I'm alright. I'm poor I'm broke but I'm just fine!