Trap Little Red Riding Hood

Once was a girl Little Red Who left to her Grandmas to bring her some bread Right before she had left Mama said Don't wager with strangers now go right ahead Over the hills, through the woods, to grandmama's house, she goes Little red nodded her head And left with goods, and on her way out, she goes Come find me, I'm little red riding The hood's on me tightly To try me? Unlikely, I wish a wolf would Big and bad? Slightly A big mouth don't fright me Got big bear beside mе with sticks in these woods Wolf this hood is for real this ain't oncе 'pon a time No we don't relate you and I we don't rhyme I'm not scared of the dark, black is beautiful right? And my Gram needs her fam so it's into the night I See Red? It's The End, you'll meet boy who cried I'm toxic? You got it, blame that on my sign You're a snack and a half and I'm tryna eat right But a lone wolf don't need a pack I'm back to bite Guess who's over the hills when you Jack Drip from Jill Or pick Sticks up with Pigs or give Granny her meal? Big bad and bout it I'll pop out for real And with these 1's you'll be done before you can squeal Into the thick of it Little Red went 'Till I came up a-trickin' to trap me a treat Bark but no bite? You're no Wolf, you're a tree You know minding your business will always be free Lil Red the Sneezy's are free at my shop Which made Little Red stop she'd been waiting to cop Red wasn't sure 'bout the site I displayed But in Fall gotta ball Witches cook kids who flop Wolf this suspicious, how ashy your drip is Your fit needs three wishes, what GodMa did this? Really you're reachin' weren't you chasing three pigs? Ain't say'n you're Simp'rella but if the shoe fits... Red I'm SniperWolf's half bro you've seen me online Big bad and boujee I'm too fine for swine And look ashy's in fashion that's pixy dust right? I can leave if you like but these deals don't come twice Red had warned as she shipped it to Grams Don't mess with the bread or the fam or its hands As you may guess I finessed her address And then ran to set Red up as soon as she left Over the hills, through the woods, to grandmama's house, she goes Little Red trotted ahead, and left with goods And on her way off, she goes Come find me I'm little red riding The hood's on me tightly To try me? Unlikely, I wish a wolf would Big and bad? Slightly A big mouth don't fright me And Pooh might get sheisty with sticks in these woods Wolf this hood is for real I ain't floating your boat No we don't relate we don't rhyme and it shows I ain't scared of the dark, where the wild things bro? And Queen Tiancé taught me don't stop for notoad I See Red? It's the end, kiss Granny goodbye I'm toxic? You got it, blame that on my sign You're a snack and a half and I ride for my sides Plus it's better 1 Granny and girl than 5 guys Imma let you all guess it: Whose running these streets? It starts with an M and it ends in an E Is you big bad or big mad? You been past your peak And with these 1's you'll be done before you can speak I'd blow Granny's house down to pieces and bits But that huffing and puffing got Mama Wolf ticked Should try chimney diving and slide like recess But I'm alpha wolf sized I think knocking is best Come on out Granny, Zumba can wait Your Lil Red hasn't eaten she needs her a plate Gran with a pot came out quick as a bot And let's just say I ate that with no crumbs to waste I'm top 2 and not 2 y'all got to admit it I'm like Dumpty y'all won't catch me slippin' I'll slip in this fit and she won't know the difference Plus matching mustaches? We're practically twinnin' I'm real weasel poppin' this my happy end Even found true love in food and this bed This a great fall like Dumpty's but I'm messy still And yes Snow White was right this food coma's for real Into the bed to watch Wolflix I went While I waited for Red to deliver my bread Red on her phone was still strolling along Till she came to the door with a ding and a dong Over the hills, and through the woods, to grandmama's house, she goes Little Red walked in the crib And looked up shook, and all in her mind, she goes Hey Granny! Sike! You think you're sly? I'm Lil Red not Lil Blind A lil trick really tried I guess wishes come true Wolf but you lyin' This no lullaby But I'll put you to sleep if you play me too This for my Granny This for my Fam From my little red, hood to the little red, hen From the little brown, bear to little bo and lil, lamb Start with little ol', me, and it'll be your the, end Knock knock I'm not here for ha ha's you think this a joke? You are what you eat guess that's means I'm the goat Imma do what I want don't care what Simon says Red you're not really ready like on my way texts Like my fairy Lil Pixi you'll vanish for good Godmama Drama kept wishing she would I need me a lil treat and heard revenge is sweet And put me to sleep? Please, I belong to the sheets What big eyes you have, oh the better to see And what a big nose... Okay pause now that's mean And right when I'd double forked up for the dish Red said "what a big climb!"... wait, rewind that's off script Granny remember? You're famous as ever for crate challenge cooking. You win every year! Since a wolf's clever and really a stepper I'll prove that I'm gran and get Red when it's clear One and a two get to three and you're through Three and a four wait you're lying, there's more? And on five and six had the win in my grip But Ma Nature's a hater blew wind and I slipped Red I'm leaping like the princess had forgot to give a kiss to me OW! Fell off? Oh no but might've missed a beat Joke is on y'all I was already broke Enjoy your lil memes but I'll be back fo sho