If the rigors of modern life have
Left you stressed
Take a long slow breath and practice
Mindfulness
If there's any tension let it go
Feel it from your head down to your toes
Say this mantra after me
666
Is the number of the beast
Feel the breath inside your body
Warm and free
If you want to close your eyes and
Count to three
Know that you are perfect how you are
You don't need a halo or a harp
Say this mantra after me
666
Is the number of the beast
On occasion it may be helpful
Just to shout
Put on some of that devil music
Dance it out
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right
Shake it like you're horny and it's Friday night
Shake it for your momma
Shake it for the priest
Tell 'em that 666
Is the number of the beast
