Picture this, you and me in the mornin'
Kissin' over the coffee you're pourin'
It could be like that every day
Hate it that I wish you were
Hopin' that I'm a better replacement
For the guys that you're always out chasin'
Or should I accept things I can't change?
Hate it that I wish you were
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
Call me your babe instead of your homie
Don't know what to say
But I wish you were gay
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin's
And I know you're straight (straight)
But I wish you were gay
Now I see you get off of the subway
Haven't seen you in months, but it's okay
I'd forgotten, but I feel the same
Hate that I still wish you were
You walk up and I'm dreadin' the small talk
With your boyfriend, he's chattin' my ear off
So I lie and I say I can't stay
Hate it, I still wish you were
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
Call me your babe instead of your homie
Don't know what to say
But I wish you were gay
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin's
And I know you're straight (straight)
But I wish you were gay
We'd be so good
Give me one look
I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt
The dreams that I'm havin' are just gettin' worse
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
Call me your babe instead of your homie
Don't know what to say
But I wish you were gay
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
For me to say that I'm catchin' feelin's
And I know you're straight (straight)
But I wish you were gay
I won't trade four roses for your heart
I won't wait forever in the dark
