Oh I feel so alive I'm a robe guy now
I just turned 35 I'm a robe guy now
Slippers on my feet, sipping on coffee
Terrycloth god, I'm getting up at three
And I would never change if I didn't have to
That's true, I'm living life like retired dads do damn
You're in the presence of a paragon of plushness
And I got another surprise for you under my top robe
It's one more
Robes on robes on robes on robes on robes
Oh I feel so alive I'm a robe guy now
I just turned 35 I'm a robe guy now
If you really want to live in a world of ultimate comfort
It's so simple, baby, here is some literature
Giving you tools and the necessary things
And together we can all achieve our sedentary dreams
Just keep your eyes closed, it's for your own protection
Or you'll wake up in a cold sweat, realize it's like inception
With robes
On robes
Somebody's never been liquified into jelly and it shows
On robes
Ever since I can remember I've been averse to wearing clothes
Just robes on robes on robes on robes on robes
Oh I feel so alive I'm a robe guy now
I just turned 35 I'm a robe guy now
