Date Myself

(You ever feel like you're dating the same type of person) (Over and over again?) She said She's not really into me (nope) She said We ain't got no chemistry (what?) She said She's already sick of me (ah!) Oh well-well-well-well Well-well-well-well I'm getting sick and tired of the first dates I'm doing my best but they just go south I never should have tried in the first place I should have just stayed back at my house It feels like a damn job interview I gotta impress her with who I am Plus I gotta pay for the dinner too Why does it feel like I just got scammed? (Ah!) I'm not that impressive I'm way below average I live with my grandma My bank's overdrafting My band's gonna make it, one day it'll happen So why do I do it? I hate all this madness (ugh!) I feel like I could be a perfect mate, but it's useless Whenever I ask for a second date, they always make excuses (come on) She said She's not really into me She said We ain't got no chemistry She said She's already sick of me Oh well I'm just gonna date myself (I don't like anyone else) (I'm gonna date myself) (I don't like anyone else) (I'm gonna date myself) Dating myself is pretty amazing There's a lot of things we have similar tastes in (yup) He plays Skyrim and Civilizations His favorite bagel: Cinnamon raisin (hey) His jokes are funny I'm always laughing He dresses nice We always matching He's good at rappin' His beats are slappin' Plus he's really attractive (yeah) We like the same movies (yeah) We got the same passions We eat the same food (I'll have what he's havin') I was just tryin' to find myself And now I'm beside myself The last girl that I was with said "Go fuck yourself" So I did (come here) She said She's not really into me (nope) She said We ain't got no chemistry (yeah, we do) She said She's already sick of me (hey) Oh well I'm just gonna date myself (I don't like anyone else) (I'm gonna date myself) (I don't like anyone else) (I'm gonna date myself) I'm getting sick and tired of the worst dates I'm doing my best but they just go south (damn) I never should have tried in the first place I should have just stayed back at my house (aw!) Now a couple of months have gone by I can't believe we're still dating (still?) 'Cuz now I can't stand the guy I think I'm starting to hate him (ugh!) He's not that impressive He's way below average He lives with his grandma His bank's overdrafting His band really sucks, he'll never make it He's not that attractive Especially when naked I'm breaking up with him I'm kicking him out The issue with that is he lives in my house (hey) The more that I'm with him, the more that I see The problem ain't him, the problem is me (huh?) He said I'm not really into me (no) He said We ain't got no chemistry (no) He said I'm already sick of me (go away!) Oh well I'm not gonna date myself I want someone else (someone else) I don't wanna date myself (date myself) I want someone else (anyone but me) I don't wanna date myself (no) And so it turns out, he was cheating on me the whole time With another me, so, yeah