The Stereotypes Song

You know, I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes Check it out now, I love those fat Americans, you know they're so obnoxious They're always eating burgers, they're always holding shotguns And I love Mexicans, the way they mow my lawn They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on Uh-huh, 'cause that's the way they roll You've got to go big like an Israeli nose If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy They're out of control like a Chinese driver I love the Middle East, but how do they handle Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels I love Jamaicans, yeah, they're cool But they're always high, so, don't let them fool ya And I love them Puerto Ricans Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend I'm just joking, if you didn't know then You're a little slow, and you're probably from Poland I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes Aw yeah, let me hear you yell If you love the outback redneck Australians And the crooked teeth of an English dude Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth, mamma mia And how could anyone hate the French Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits Brazilian girls is what you want Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk I love Africans but hold up a second National Geographic says they're all butt-naked Breasts hanging low, what have they done with their clothes? They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose Uh-oh, you're all on my checklist Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast They're stereotypes, and if you believe them Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep They hump sheep They hump sheep They hump sheep I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes