Platonic Best Friend

Hello my platonic best friend I'm sending you this note A long shot and a large confession They say it's crazy but I don't Know how to tell you, I've dropped some subtle hints But we're close-knit like our clothes fit So nit-pick one up like this I love you best friend, my best friend Unless you don't love me Then I just sent the wrong link I got big dumb thumbs and I'd never send this to my best friend Hello my platonic best friend Let's take this nice and slow I'm second-guessin' this confession but I reckon That I'm better with a "no" than "you should've said" so Let's put our hands together And we'll drop this whole façade Cause I just want us to be closer Than the 2 p's in applaud I love you best friend, my best friend I had to let you know By letting this guy do it for me It's either real or a really really really good inside joke Between best friends We are platonic but I wanna be the opposite, it seems I've gotten caught up by the promise of this opportunity and I just wanted to acknowledge all the options at our feet And I don't wanna hide my noggin' like an ostrich on the beach Cause on the microscopic odds that you respond I wanna see You spin the bottle, watch it wobble, have it stop, and point at me I am fond of talkin' to ya, it's ironic that I need A melodic middleman to monologue this all for me But just as Washington was honored just for choppin' down a tree A policy is flawed if it's not one of honesty It's a lotta pills to swallow, here's some water if you need You can wash away the offer but this song is coming clean YEAH I love you best friend, my best friend It's such a simple sentence That's sent just to mess with Our heads and with our friendship Don't stress I'm just messin Unless you're interested In the next step or progressin' I'm hedging all my bets on this old tune But my platonic best friend... I love you Yeah, my platonic best friend... I love you