Party All Day

When I was only three

My mama said to me

Don't go screwin a skanky ho

Or you're gonna get VD

When I was 17

I boned a kooky bitch

A couple days later, my balls swelled up

And my crotch began to itch

But thats when I totally knew

What God wanted me to do, whoa

Whoa, hey hey hey

Fuck all night, and party all day

Whoa, hey hey hey

Fuck all night, and party all day

Now I'm in a bitchin' band

And I'm banging every nun

I don't care if she's a trailer ho

But she's got me freakin' out

I get up in the afternoon

'Cause I ain't got a stupid job

I drink some beer and I watch cartoons

While the slut polishes my knob

Smoke and dink and screw

That's what I was born to do, whoa

Whoa, hey hey hey

Fuck all night, and party all day

Whoa,  hey hey hey

I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day, let's go

Now God's looking down on me

Saying hey man way to be

Whoa,  hey hey hey

Fuck all night, and party all day

Whoa, hey hey hey

Fuck all night, and party all day

Whoa, hey hey hey

Fuck all night, and party all day

Whoa, hey hey hey

Fuck all night, and party

Fuck fuck fuck yeah

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah dude