Wake up, jerk off, shower, jerk off, brush teeth, jerk off, then eat, and jerk off

Drive to work, jerking off, clocking in and jerking off, working hard and jerking hard

Yeah, every day I jerk away, I jerk it left and jerk it right, I jerk all day, I jerk all night

And when I pray, oh, I'm still jerking, I can't waste no time, that's certain

Jerking off down at the store, and when I get home, I jerk more

And if you see that I ain't jerking, well, that's probably concerning

Cause I jerk it all the time, I jerk until it makes me cry

I jerk my willy day and night, I love to jerk and that's alright

Oh, at the park, I jerk it hard, and at the lake, I jerk my bait

It's all I do, it's all I need, I'm always jerking on my meat

Clock out, jerk off, drive home, jerk off, red light, jerk off, kiss wife, and jerk off

Eating supper, jerking off, and watching TV, jerking off

Oh, man, it's easy to be jerking, I don't waste no time, that's certain

Jerking off down at the store, and when I get home, I jerk more

And if you see that I ain't jerking, well, that's probably concerning

Cause I jerk it all the time, I jerk until it makes me cry

I jerk my willy day and night, I love to jerk and that's alright

Oh, at the park, I jerk it hard, and at the lake, I jerk my bait

It's all I do, it's all I need, I'm always jerking on my meat

Jerk it, jerk it, jerk it, baby, jerk it daily, jerk it crazy

Jerk it, jerk it, jerk it, right, jerk it, work it, till you cry