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Yep
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Comedy
Yep was released on October 2, 2012 by Comedy Central Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records as a part of the album Standup Comedian
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Release DateOctober 2, 2012
LabelComedy Central Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM147

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Spoken Word
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Producer

Lyrics

It's weird when you introduce somebody that you say, like
This is, and then their name, you know like, this is Frank
It sounds pretty normal, but when you think about it
This? Walk up with a person and be like, hey guys, this
This stuff right here is Frank
Excuse me, what is that? This?
This is Frank
Oh, that's what that is, Jesus
I guess it should be, he is Frank, but that sounds even weirder
You can't walk up with some of you guys
Hey, he is Frank, take it away, Frank
It's like when you call somebody on the phone, you know?
They say, hello, you have to say, this is
Hello, this is Dimitri
Can't be like, hello, I am Dimitri
What? I am Dimitri, take me to your leader
But then if you go up to someone in person, the rule flips
Then it's exact opposite, actually, you know?
If I walk up to you, then I have to say, hi, I am Dimitri
I can't walk up to you and go, this is Dimitri
You like this? This is an idiot oh okay he is going
I was pretty young when I first heard the term training bra
And I remember being pretty freaked out
I said, "Did you say training bra?"
I didn't know they used bras for a training process
See some old lady, her boobs are everywhere
What's her deal?
Those are untrained titties
You gotta train them when they're young, or they go wild
You can't leave them free-range
Boobs doing whatever they want, they need discipline
You gotta show them who's boss
Sometimes a woman who has a really nice buttock wear tight pants
And then when she's walking around
Everybody will look at her butt
Yeah, that's nice
But it does seem like a waste because everybody's looking there
We should put, like, important information on her butt
I think we should put the photos
Of missing children right on the back there
Then she walks by and the guy's like
"Damn, we gotta find that boy"
Because I look there way more often than I look at milk cartons
Tonight, a local pervert is a hero
When I was in high school, I experimented sexually
The experiment was to never have sex with anybody
No matter how hard I tried
Success, hypothesis confirmed
When you're having sex with somebody
You can say yes, or yeah, or uh-huh
But for some reason you can't say yep
Yep, oh yep, baby
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, indeed!
Affirmative
Written by: Demetri Martin
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