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Ok
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Comedy
Ok was released on October 2, 2012 by Comedy Central Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records as a part of the album Standup Comedian
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Release DateOctober 2, 2012
LabelComedy Central Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Spoken Word
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Producer

Lyrics

What's the long form of 'ok'?
I wonder what 'ok' is short for
Maybe it's "okey-dokey"
We've just been abbreviating "Okey-dokey"
That would be interesting
Saw these situations that would sound different
"Are you okey-dokey?"
"Yeah, I'm okey-dokey, thank you"
The surgeon comes out, "She's gonna be okey-dokey"
"Your behaviour in this office is not okey-dokey!"
You wanna fight somebody
"Okey-dokey, let's do this!"
"Okey-dokey, tough guy"
"Okey-dokey, okey-dokey
Easy, easy-peasy, Japan-easy"
Sometimes when I'm cleaning up my apartment
I feel like my dustpan is willing to help out
But only to a point
Like, "Okay, just a little bit more here, we're almost finished"
And the dustpan's like, "I'm done right now"
"No, no, no, come on, we just got this last bit"
"Nah, I'm not picking that up"
"The hell you're not
We're going perpendicular, you're picking this up"
Dustpan's like, "Maybe you didn't hear me, I'm out, man"
You take the broom and just redistribute that around the room"
And the broom's just picking fuzz that it wants to keep
It's like, "I got that, I want this"
"No! What? No
Your job is to push it, you don't keep, to keep it
"No souvenirs here"
"Put those pubes down or whatever the hell that is"
Did I say "My apartment"? Hmph
Gotta get my story straight here
I don't have pubes around my apartment
What kind of life would I be leading if I'm leaving?
I'm not gonna say "Pubes" again on the album
I had a mouse in my apartment once
That was like having the worst roommate ever
"All right, who shit on the spoons?"
"I'm gonna kill him, I know who it was, yeah"
"Somebody ate the corners of all my Doritos"
"Brian the mouse, I'm gonna-"
Same guy who had sex under the fridge, right?
I'm gonna glue him to the floor 'til he dies
I'm gonna glue-kill him, that's what I'm gonna do"
My refrigerator's the appliance that I'm the closest to
It's the only one I have a nickname for
I call it "My fridge"
I'm not like that with anything else, you know what I mean?
"Hey, don't worry about those plates, I'll just put 'em in the Ishwop"
We're not like that, we're not tight like that
If I lived below a tap dancer
I would just put really powerful magnets on the ceiling
Not tapping shit now, are we?
More of a tapstander we got up there
Oh, now we're moving over to the window, look at that
Oh, out the window, there we go
A calzone is a food that shows you what you'll look like
If you keep eating it
Just a fat, hairless crescent on the couch filled with cheese
"I had too many, I'm a calzone now, help"
That's a good name for a fat kid
"Cal, what's your full name?" "Calzone"
"Makes sense"
Written by: Demetri Martin
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