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Da Turdy Point Buck
20,557
Comedy
Da Turdy Point Buck was released on December 17, 1993 by Impact Media as a part of the album Da Turdy Point Buck
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Release DateDecember 17, 1993
LabelImpact Media
LanguageEnglish
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Credits

Lyrics

Let me tell you that
And you know it's not so much the heat as it is the gosh darn humidity
You know that, you know when you sit there
In the bed and you're just sweaty you know
And you just, you go to reach for the water on
The nightstand and you slide right out of bed
And the wife says "Stop making so much
Noise, you're waking me up, go to sleep"
Well let me tell you, times like that make
Me think about moving up north you know
(Good idea)
Yeah I'd do it too
Of course then I couldn't watch the Packers you know
The Packers are, gosh I like the Packers
I'd do anything for the Packers
Who can forget Vince Lombardi you know, back in the glory years?
Not me boy
Well anyhow, getting to be that time of year, eh?
(Yeah, yeah)
I'm a deer hunter, how do you do?
I got this deer hunting rapping tale for you
I'm so excited, it's my favorite time of year
I love to freeze my buns chasing trophy deer
But don't clap your hands to the stomping of the feet
'Cause Yah he's like me, he can't keep a steady beat, no
(Come on now, you can get with the beat)
I got this great big knife 'cause the hunting is my life
It's my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife
It's a boys night out, acting stupidly
Saying "Now baby, baby, don't you think maybe how about you and me?"
Well we partied all night, never made it to our bunks
And I was sitting in the tree stand on a three day drunk
Wind was blowing 45, temp 30 below
I was freezing to death, then it started to snow
So I got down from the tree stand, started heading for the truck
And that's when I seen it there, the 30 point buck
(30 Point buck)
30 Point buck
30 Point buck
(30 Point buck)
30 Point buck
Well he was 8 foot tall, weighed 12,000 pounds
With every step there was a shaking of the ground
He was so rutiful, so beautiful
Strutted right out of my dreams
He was created by God just for outdoor magazines
Now I'm not much for thinking, no I don't do it often
But I had an idea
(Yeah, what was that?)
To put that 30 pointer right in his coffin
(Yeah, we'll get him there Clyde, I believe what I see there bud)
I couldn't get to my grenades
(Yeah right)
The howitzer was in the shop
My stomach was tied into a monkey knot
Yeah my only hope was Betty Lou, she was the one
A combination AK-57 Uzi radar laser triple
Barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun
(30 Point buck)
30 Point buck
Yeah the women clapping in the back there, I gotta like that
Well he was coming for me, getting bigger and bigger
But my fingers were so frozen I couldn't pull the trigger
I kicked off my boots, fired with my big toe
I was Dirty Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe
Yeah that 30 point buck was only 10 feet away
Yeah still I couldn't seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away
And after 20 minutes when the smoke cleared
There were hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer
Deer standing tall and proud, he looked at me and yawned
And then a flash of white and there he was, gone
(Oh it's alright Clyde, don't worry about it)
Well seven men got up and one fell down
A big lump of blaze orange shaking on the ground
At first I thought he was one of the boys
But it was that no brother good in law of mine from Illinois
(Send him back on the next plane you know)
Did you see the 30 pointer?
Did you see the 30 pointer?
Did you see the 30 pointer?
Did you see the 30 pointer?
As we jumped into the truck
And I'm gonna get that 30 point buck
Yeah I'm gonna get that 30 point buck
I'm gonna get that 30 point buck
(30 Point buck)
30 Point buck
(30 Point buck)
30 Point buck
(30 Point buck)
30 Point buck
(30 Point buck)
30 Point buck
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30 Point buck
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30 Point buck
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30 Point buck
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30 Point buck
Written by: Gary Nilsen, Mike Skurek, Shane Totten
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