Zombie Love Song

Well, you don't know me, baby But I've seen you around It might seem kind of crazy but I'm just new in town And now I wonder what you think If I said Hey look, I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie I knew you'd be surprised You can bet that I may not be alive But I sure as hell ain't dead inside What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm And brains are all I've eaten all week, it's true But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you So let me take you to Wendy's, you deserve it Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby Ain't nobody perfect I'll chase you through the yard And all through the house into the dark Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains I've never been so true But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains Baby, sometimes I bite and you can bet That I've got an appetite for human flesh I'll always be near though, you'll have to accept That when I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected 'Cause I fell in love with you And I'm undead but you make me feel alive And when I chase you through the graveyard It feels like foreplay (It feels like foreplay) If I'm lying, I'm dying and I speak truly When I say I love your mind, I'll take brains over beauty We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie When I teach you how to zombie (Teach you, teach you how to zombie) And everybody will love you and you can sing along To this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song So give me a chance, girl, you know I'll be worth it Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby Ain't nobody perfect I'll chase you through the yard And all through the house into the dark Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains I've never been so true But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains Brains, brains (Brains, brains) Brains, brains I'll chase you through the yard And all through the house into the dark Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains I've never been so true But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you Oh, I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains