Loser

(Bridge) It's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me (Verse) Deliver pizzas in my mom's car I moonlight DJ at the booby bar I play a mean air guitar Pantera karaoke superstar (Verse) I met my girlfriend on the Internet She's a model, drives a red Corvette I haven't seen her in person yet But she sends me dirty picture texts (Chorus) It's a crazy world And I can't believe my luck I'm like a blind squirrel That somehow finds a nut They say, easy come is easy go And the best things in life are free I hope she can't see... That it's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me (Verse) She's half-italian and she's half-chinese We're needing money at the Chuck E. Cheese Fifty tokens for some skee ball, please I'm raining tickets on them double D's (Verse) A little pizza and a moonlight swim We're skinny dippin on a lovers whim I'm not the kind of guy to bag a ten I can't believe I get to meet the twins (Chorus) It's a crazy world And I can't believe my luck I'm like a blind squirrel That somehow finds a nut They say, easy come is easy go And the best things in life are free I hope she can't see... That it's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me Yea, it's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me (Bridge) It's getting hot and heavy, I can tell I took her straight to the motel And put my mullet in a ponytail (Chorus) It's a crazy world And I can't believe my luck I'm like a blind squirrel That somehow finds a nut They say, easy come is easy go And the best things in life are free I hope she can't see... That it's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me Yea, it's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me She loves a loser like me