Well, that's enough, one pint's enough for any man
Just time to pop home now and see what Jean's got in cupboard
Bernard! Bernard down 'ere! (Who's that?)
Bernard it's me! Pint-a!
Pint-a-beer! (No, gerrout)
C'mon, you've got time fer' one! (Stop it!)
It won't do you any harm! (You're goin' get me in trouble!)
No, she won't know (Really?)
C'mon, let me sing you a song about how delicious I am (If you insist)
Drink me, drink me, drink me now
If you wanna have a good time I'll show you how
If you don't drink me, I'll go to waste
You're not an alcoholic, you just like the taste
Drink me, drink me, drink me now
Drink me, drink me, drink me fast
Have another pint, you're gonna have a blast
I'm the best drug there's been on the market yet
I can make you remember, I can make you forget
Drink me, drink me, drink me fast
There's a banking crisis
World food shortage
Climate change of course
But there's no need to worry about that
When you're on the sauce
Forget your troubles
Have another round
Get proper off your face
If you carry on drinking
I'll make the world a better place
So drink me, drink me, drink again
I'm what separates the boys from the men
Some people say I've ruined your life
But you'd rather be with me than at home with the wife
Drink me, drink and drink again
Drink me, drink me, drink me quick
Have another pint, I promise you, you won't be sick
Inside that barrel there's fifty others
Drink me and all my sisters and brothers!
Drink me, drink me, drink me quick
Drink me, drink me, straight away
I promise, I'm not trying to lead you astray
Some people say I'm a terrible curse
But the taxes on me pay the wages of a nurse
Drink me, drink me, drink me
Drink me, drink me, drink me
Drink me, drink me, drink me now
DRINK!
Oh, come here you little beauty!
Oh, I love you!
