The Baking Song (Remastered)

I have joined a baking class This must be confidential There's me and twenty women And they love by big utensil I'm the only fella But I stay in full control The ladies flash their recipes And then I lick their bowls Oh, I'm a master baker Baking just for fun The girl next door She likes her cakes I'd love to give her one My cakes are so much in demand I wouldn't have to foist The ladies shout and tell me That they love it when they're moist The ladies have a sweeter tooth I know they would be willing We'd go into the kitchen And they'd get to taste my filling And as they stood in front of me They'd get a big surprise I'd knock out something special They could even watch it rise Oh, I'm a master baker Baking just for fun The girl next door She likes her cakes I'd love to give her one My cakes are so much in demand I wouldn't have to foist The ladies shout and tell me That they love it when they're moist One lady said my cakes could not Be better than her mums She prodded with my Battenberg And then she squeezed my buns I had to use protection An apron I did wear I put my whisk into the bowl The cream went everywhere!