Talk to Me

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die Tried so hard, but wasn't able to look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes, I have brought disgrace Can tell I've soiled my good name by the look upon your face Well, it seems last night you caught me spankin' it No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it Well, dry your eyes, don't be so sad If you could just forgive me, and talk to me, dad Talk to me, dad I didn't hear you enter, no, I didn't hear the door With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor Now, burnt into your brain is an image you despise Like blood, and guts and, starving kids, and Stevie Wonder's eyes Well, it seems last night you caught me spankin' it No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it Well, dry your eyes, don't be so sad But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had Talk to me, dad The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish So I said, "Could you close the door? I really wanna finish" Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand Well, it seems last night you caught me spankin' it No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it Well, dry your eyes, don't be so sad Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad When I was only 17, you told me it was dirty So, it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing 30 But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack Well, it seems last night you caught me spankin' it No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it Well, dry your eyes, don't be so sad But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been- And just because it was your bed, it's not that- Ah, daddy, daddy, please, forgive me, and talk to me, dad Talk to me, dad Thank you, goodnight