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"Tips From a Master Debater" was released on August 14, 2026 by Many Hats Distribution as a part of the album Good Guy with a Gun!
August 14, 2026
LabelMany Hats Distribution
LanguageEnglish
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Valence
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Lyrics

Oh, I love this
The high school debate club meeting in my living room
What are we getting into? Logical fallacies? Slippery slopes?
Okay, bye Dad!
Uh oh! I think I'm being dismissed
All right, well, let me know if you need tips from a master debater
Oh my God
Jenna, that was your dad
Like the NRA guy?
Oh... Yep
Yikes
Totally
How do you, like, even share a house with someone
Who has those kind of opinions?
I couldn't do it
I'd move out
Totally
Admit it Jenna
He's basically a monster
Oh, well
Yeah, yeah
He is a monster
So you guys think I'm a monster?
Dad, I didn't-
What? Hey! I'm not bothered
Who's bothered? Not me
That's... you're kids, so, you don't really know
What you're talking about
You just don't understand my job
Go ahead, ask me anything
Okay, why is the NRA allowed to make the country less safe?
Totally
Why are Americans five times more likely to be killed
By a gun than in any other country?
Totally
Forget it guys, my dad will just talk his way out of this
Like he always does
Totally
Now, hold on a second
I will answer all of these questions, but to do so
I have to take you back to the year eighteen... shubata-fuvvah
Written by: Micah O'Konis, Philip Labes

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