Bailout Song #1

Hey it's Casey. Blah blah blah Blah blah... This is your bailout, Sweetle your brailout, honey. I'm callin' to bail you out. You could tell him Your dads in the hospital Your building's on fire That's all you need to say And youre free and on your way It's your bestie calling It's reggie to the rescue Here to save you from another Catastrophic blind date I've done it time and again Saved you from horrendous men All those losers who should never be Allowed to procreate Like that dentist with the foul breath That made you wanna yack Or that hippie With the hair growing only On his back Or that guy obsessed with disney Second thought I'll cuthim slack (Though his love of princesses was rather suspect) Butim digressing I'm obsessing You did notpick up your cell Which means you either didn't hear it ring Or things are going well Tell me if you like this guy. Okay that's it I love you lots Need you forever bye This is your bailout sweetie Your bailout honey I'm callin to bail you out. You could tell him Your grandma broke her hip Or your dog ate some chocolate That's all you need to say And youre free and on your way Later, bitch.