Fancy Dress

My dress My dress My fancy dress I don't know why I'm wearing it, I must confess My dress My dress I love my dress Would someone tell me why I put it on? Yes, yes! Your dress Your fancy dress 'Twas such a pleasure airing it Re-stitching and repairing it God bless Your dress It's one fine dress And I will tell you why you put it on Wedding bells will ring Wedding bells will chime Madam, you're the hostess And it's happy wedding time Wedding bells will ding Wedding bells will dong Wedding bells will ding-a-ling And we will ding-a-long Your dress Your dress Your fancy dress We're very, very glad you put it on Wedding guests have come Wedding guests are here Wedding guests are at the door And soon they will appear I'm Robert, the bridegroom I'm here to marry Janet The star of Feldzieg's Follies Whom I love, a lot I'm George That's George His best man, George I'm honored to be doing what a best man ought Ah! Mrs. Tottendale Now, don't worry This whole wedding's gonna run like clockwork! Ooh, is there going to be a wedding? I'm Feldzieg Producer I've lost my leading lady I've got to stop this wedding or I'm not worth squat I'm Kitty Just Kitty I came with Mr. Feldzieg I'll be a leading lady if I get my shot We're pastry chefs We're pastry chefs We cross our hearts, we're pastry chefs No fakery A bakery is what we got Aldolpho Aldolpho My name, it is Aldolpho I am the king of romance So I kiss a lot You are the king of romance So you kiss a lot Wedding bells will ring Wedding bells will chime Wedding bells will celebrate a happy wedding time Someone hasn't come Someone isn't here Where is Janet van de Graaff And when will she appear? It's Janet It's Janet It's Janet van de Graaff I'm Janet Janet van de Graaff Here to marry Robert Martin Giving up a life of glamour To tie the knot Am I late? I'm the chaperone Chaperone of Janet van de Graaff Maid of honor Friend and confidant And all that rot Where's the bar? A wedding A wedding Hooray! It's Prohibition, madam A wedding A wedding How gay! Good thing I brought my own A wedding A wedding Today Champagne makes me drowsy! It's really happening Truly happening Almost happening What is happening? I'm Trix The aviatrix Queen of the sky I circle through the stratus in my modern apparatus I'm Trix The aviatrix I've gotta fly I'll see you when they tie the knot A wedding A wedding Hooray (Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-aling) A wedding A wedding A wedding's coming our way Well, there you have it All the guests have arrived (A wedding, a wedding) We have a bride who's giving up the stage for love (ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling) Her debonair bridegroom (A wedding, a wedding) A harried producer (It's really happening) Jovial gangsters posing as pastry chefs (Truly happening) A flaky chorine, a Latin lothario (Almost happening) And an aviatrix (Surely happening) And of course, my favorite character The drowsy chaperone What more do you need for an evening's entertainment? How (Wedding bells will ring) I love (Wedding bells will chime) A wedding (Wedding bells will celebrate a happy wedding time) Ah (Wedding bells will ring) (Wedding bells will chime) Wedding bells will ding-a-ling And we will ding-a-long