Toledo Surprise

Chop the nuts Pound the dough Bake it up Nice and slow Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise (Now sell it!) Pit the peach Peel the skin Mush it up Throw it in That's a tasty Toledo Toledo Surprise (Now you're cooking!) First you beat it up Then you sweet it up When you heat it up If it tries to rise Don't let it It's a snap Try it folks Whip your whites Split your yolks Then you got a splendid-o Toledo Surprise You boys are naturals, keep it up! A 5-6-7-8 Mr Feldzieg? Ooh, what's going on here? Kitty, I'm developing a new act Toledo Surprise You're putting gangsters in the act and you won't put me in it? They're not even in the union! Shh! You got it all wrong The new act: it's for you, Kitty! And these boys are your backup dancers! Backup dancers? Holy cats! What the hot Toledo Does to my libido Good? Mmm, yes indeed-o Sugary yum yum Surprise! Squeeze the cream Grease the pan Lick the spoon Flip the flan Makes you bust your tuxedo Toledo Surprise Wait! Wait! Aldolpho, he make announcement Wedding is off! What? For the love of god, why? Aldolpho has made love to the bride! (Oh) That is not the bride, you idiot. That is the chaperone! What? The wedding is on! The wedding is off! What? Robert kissed a French girl Her name is Mimi, she's very beautiful I couldn't help it, Janet. She was just like you! Only French Sweet mother of pearl! Underling? Yes, madam? What is all this commotion about? The wedding, madam Wedding? Oh, I love weddings I'm afraid it's been called off Oh, how terrible Yes, what a tragedy! What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy! Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done! First you beat it up (Hey, look at that!) Then you sweet it up When you heat it up If it tries to rise Don't let it (Oh, Mr Feldzieg!) Toledo Surprise! Surprise? Wait until it's ready Surprise? Wait until it's ready Surprise? Wait until it's ready Now it's lookin' ready Surprise! (You got it!) Makes me twitch Makes me shake This dessert Takes the cake Hits me like a torpedo Toledo Surprise Toledo Surprise Toledo Surprise Surprise! Surprise! Whoah! Surprise! Surprise! (Uh oh, here we go!) Chop the nuts Pound the dough Bake it up Nice and slow Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise Then you got a Tole- Then you got a Tole- Then you got a Tole- Then you got a Tole- Then you got a Tole- Surprise! Wait until it's ready Surprise! Wait until it's ready Surprise! That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!