I Am Aldolpho

ALDOLPHO I'm sure that you have heard the name Aldolpho A ladies' man who wins acclaim Aldolpho Well lovely miss I am the same Aldolpho I introduce myself I am Aldolpho DROWSY (Spoken) Nice to meet you, shall we? ALDOLPHO Not so fast... So just in case you didn't hear Aldolpho I'll try to make it very clear Aldolpho The lovely ladies always cheer Aldolpho When I repeat myself I am Aldolpho DROWSY (Spoken) Understood ALDOLPHO I can sing it high - Aldolpho I can sing it low - Aldolpho I can sing it very fast - Aldolpho I can sing it very slow... ly (Spoken) I'd do it now, but it would take hours. Now let us see if you can remember my name. DROWSY (Spoken) I'll give it a shot. ALDOLPHO Now who's the fellow that you see? DROWSY Aldolpho ALDOLPHO And how should you refer to me? DROWSY Aldolpho ALDOLPHO And who is it I'll always be? DROWSY Aldolpho ALDOLPHO Now sing it proudly DROWSY You are Aldolpho ALDOLPHO Now let me spell it out for you For all you lovely ladies that didn't hear for some reason Because maybe you are hard of hearing or something - I don't know It goes A-A-A-A-A-A-L DO - HO- HO-HO HO-HOL F-F-F-F-F-FO I am Aldolpho Aldolpho