Never Too Late (To Get Some Pussy Tonight)

1 A.M. on a Saturday night Looking for some gash, preferably tight Open up the tinder, I got no matches But there's plenty of fish in the sea, with plenty of snatches There's a tasty little beaver I'm gonna get on Gonna be fucking before the dawn 'Cause it's never too late to get some pussy tonight No it's never too late to get some pussy tonight It's never too late to get some pussy tonight Sunday morning is coming in hot Met a girl with a missing leg and I bought her a shot She asked me to touch her stump and I wasn't shy But she ended up leaving the bar with another guy Gonna find a girl with both her legs Steel Panther's gonna fertilize her eggs 'Cause it's never too late to get some pussy tonight No it's never too late to get some pussy tonight It's never too late It's never too late It's never too late It's never too late It's never too late to get some pussy tonight Don't give up You still have time To find some ugly hookers and some cocaine lines Oh oh oh oh Flying on x sun's about about to rise Thinking bout getting a handy from one of the guys Or heating up some apple pie, maybe that's my date? Then I remembered words of wisdom from Stix It's never too late Now Spyder's on the bass and Lexxi's gone But it doesn't mean we can't still fuck his mom 'Cause it's never too late to get some pussy tonight No it's never too late to get some pussy tonight It's never too late It's never too late It's never too late! It's never too late It's never too late to get some pussy tonight Gotta get it tonight Gotta get some pussy tonight Gotta get some pussy tonight Gotta get some pussy tonight