I Threw Glass at My Friend's Eyes and Now I'm on Probation

You're ruining my life day by day The butterflies you give me are literally making me nauseous This is disgusting, like seriously dude What do you think you're doing? You're like way older than me And you're gross and I don't wanna do that Never invite me over ever again Just kidding, please do! I really wanna hangout with you Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh But fuck you! You're so old, dude! Like seriously, what do you think you're doing? Your hands are so big and you're so tall, wow! You know, I kinda wish I had let you do that one thing that one time But in retrospect, it would've been a bad idea 'cause You don't care about me like I care about you so I feel bad Never invite me over ever again Just kidding, please do! I really wanna hangout with you Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh I'm really ironically pissed off right now I'm feeling quite lost right now Like in a really big forest like in lake tahoe or something Somewhere big and scary 'Cause you're scary as shit, dude! Like I don't know really know what I can tell you You kinda freak me out, but we can be friends Never invite me over ever again Just kidding, please do! I really wanna hangout with you Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Never invite me over ever again Just kidding, please do! I really wanna make out with you Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh Never invite me over ever again Just kidding, please do! I really wanna hangout with you