Algorithm God

Brothers and sisters! Today we gather to honor the almighty algorithm For he is our foundation If you ever begin to feel doubt I want you to fall to your knees And I want you to say I've been blessed by the algorithm god! He knows me better than anyone alive I've been blessed by the algorithm god! If you give him praise, algorithm will provide I've been blessed! (Algorithm god, algo- algorithm) hey! (Algorithm god, algo- algorithm) I've been- Bad news, wouldn't know it Algorithm didn't show it Reality, so good Now that I don't control it Drove to work, no traffic GPS gets me past it Algorithm always directs me Plus, her voice? kinda sexy! Package on my doorstep when I got home Amazon recommended bottle of cologne Ain't bought condoms since the pandemic Algorithm knows I've been single for a minute Check my socials, made some friends Algorithm suggested them It recommends pills when I'm depressed I guess that- I've been blessed by the algorithm god! He knows me better than anyone alive I've been blessed by the algorithm god! If you give him praise, algorithm will provide I've been blessed! (Algorithm god, algo- algorithm) hey! (Algorithm god, algo- algorithm) I've been- Opened up one of my dating apps Algorithm sent me a crazy match Way better match than I usually get The algorithm's my best wingman, yeah! She grabbed an Uber and she came to my place And Netflix recommended we watch 50 First Dates Algorithm knew it was her favorite movie Then it recommended we should play some music Spotify playlist made her lose it "Oh my god, I love Drake and Future!" She looked at me and said "You smell great!" Ah! The cologne! It must be fate! So why the algorithm get me laid? 'Cause the algorithm works a mysterious way I've been blessed by the algorithm god! He knows me better than anyone alive I've been blessed by the algorithm god! If you give him praise, algorithm will provide I've been blessed! (Algorithm god, algo- algorithm god) (Algorithm god, algo- algorithm god) I've been blessed! (Algorithm god) hey! (Algo- algorithm god) I've been- Let us seek to understand his ways Let us live our lives in accordance with his will And let us give thanks for the algorithm giveth, and the algorithm taketh away Amen