Museum Song

Everything about my museum was Spectacular, including the price. One Dollar! Now, that might seem a bit steep But it was worth it, Look at what I gave them Quite a lotta Roman Terracotta Living lava from the flanks of Etna Statuary, Ride a Dromedary See the temple tumble and the Red Sea part MacNamera's band, the fatest lady in the land A pickled prehistoric hand, a strand of pocahontas' hair Crow and Sioux who're going to be showing you Some rowing through a model of the rapids on the Delaware Armadillas, clever caterpillars Reproductions of the cyclops retna Crystal blowing, automatic sewing Venus on a shell and other works of art Educated fleas, a tribe of aboriginees Two ladies joined across the knees A mona lisa made of ice Hottentos, we've gotten in Forgotten spots, a cotton gin A night with Lot in Sodom, better see that twice One iguana, snakes and other fauna Got no bearded lady but we're getting her When you duck out, take another buck out Run around the block and see Run around the block and see Run around the block and see a new show start! Quite a lotta Roman Terracotta Living lava from the flanks of Etna Statuary, Ride a Dromedary See the temple tumble and the Red Sea part MacNamera's band, the fatest lady in the land A pickled prehistoric hand, a strand of pocahontas' hair Crow and Sioux who're going to be showing you Some rowing through a model of the rapids on the Delaware Armadillas, clever caterpillars Reproductions of the cyclops retina Crystal blowing, automatic sewing Venus on a shell and other works of art Educated fleas, a tribe of aboriginees Two ladies joined across the knees A Mona Lisa made of ice Hottentos, we've gotten in Forgotten spots, a cotton gin A night with Lot in Sodom, better see that twice One iguana, snakes and other fauna Got no bearded lady but we're getting her When you duck out, take another buck out Run around the block and see Run around the block and see Run around the block and see a new show start!