Best of All Possible Worlds

Let us review lesson eleven Paragraph two axiom seven Once one dismisses the rest of all possible worlds One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds Once one dismisses the rest of all possible worlds One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds Pray, classify Pigeons and camels Pigeons can fly Camels are mammals There is a reason for everything under the sun There is a reason for everything under the sun Objection! What about snakes? Snakes? 'Twas snake that tempted mother Eve Because of snake we now believe That though depraved we can be saved From hellfire and damnation Because of snake's temptation If snake had not seduced our lot And primed us for salvation Jehovah could not pardon all The sins that we call cardinal Involving bed and bottle Now on to Aristotle! Mankind is one All men our brothers As you have done Do unto others It's understood in This best of all possible worlds All's for the good in This best of all possible worlds Objection! What about war? War? Though war may seem a bloody curse It is a blessing in reverse When cannon roar Both rich and poor By danger are united 'Til every wrong is righted Philosophers make evident The point that I have sighted 'This war that makes it as it were The noble and the commoner Thus war improves relations Now on to conjugations! Amo, amas, amat, amamus Amo, amas, amat, amamus Proving that this is the best of all possible worlds With love and kisses the best of all possible worlds Quod erat demonstratum Quod erat demonstratum Quod erat demonstratum Quod erat demonstratum Quod erat demonstratum Quod erat demonstratum In this best of all possible Possible Possible Worlds Quod erat demonstratum Q.E.D.!