I'm the sorta bloke that would like to think that if I could go back in time
Banjo and Henry and even Ned Kelly would all be good mates of mine
'Cause they're piss pots, poets and outlaws and I can relate to that
And I can relate to their attitude too, in a word, Dilligaf!
That's spelt D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F, Dilligaf and this is what it means
Do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf
Am I being direct enough? Dilligaf
It's just another way of saying, "I couldn't give a fuckin' rat's arse, mate"
And do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf
Your turn! (Do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf)
You see, it's stress relief made easy, it's simple and it works
Just say, "Dilligaf" next time you've gotta deal with dickheads, wankers and jerks
And when you go out, stick a Dilligaf on your T-shirt or your hat
And when some cunt's givin' you the shits, just say, "Mate, read that"
That spells D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F, Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf
Am I being direct enough? Dilligaf
Just another way of saying, "I couldn't give a fuckin' rat's arse, mate"
And do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf
Your turn! (Do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf)
(Do it again!) Do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf
Am I politically correct enough? (Dilligaf)
Just another way of saying, "I couldn't give a rodent's rectum, mate"
And do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf
Your turn! (Do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf)
Big finish! (Do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf)
