Are We Ever Gonna Have Sex Again?

Life's become a great big list Of things to do and buy and fix At night we pass out before ten Are we ever gonna have sex again? I looked for your id today Seemed that id had gone away Ain't been used since who knows when Are we ever gonna have sex again? We used to be triple x rated Look at us now, so domesticated What happened to babe and stud? Too much KFC and Bud I shout it out into the wind Are we ever gonna have sex again? Come here baby, scratch my itch Or I'll show you one mean ass bitch I'm so tired of acting Zen Are we ever gonna have sex again? Screw making love It's way too ambitious Let's get down on the rug After you finish the dishes Not now hon, the eggs are frying But you get extra points for trying Maybe I can squeeze you in Between the PTA and CNN Are we ever gonna have sex again?