Tacky

It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid I Instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay (Because I'm Tacky) Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks (Because I'm Tacky) Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequinned Crocs (Because I'm Tacky) Never let you forget some favor I did for you (Because I'm Tacky) If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too I meet some chick, ask her this and that Like are you pregnant girl, or just really fat? (What?) Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why (Because I'm Tacky) Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants (Because I'm Tacky) Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans (Because I'm Tacky) Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review (Because I'm Tacky) If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, can never know why Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, I said Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, it's pointless to try Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, I said (Because I'm Tacky) 43 Bumper Stickers and a "YOLO" license plate (Because I'm Tacky) Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date (Because I'm Tacky) Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV (Because I'm Tacky) Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints, hey, it said they're free (Because I'm Tacky) I get drunk at the bank And take off my shirt, at least (Because I'm Tacky) I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased (Because I'm Tacky) If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you (Because I'm Tacky) If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too Come on!