White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone)

They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white 'n' nerdy Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy? Look at me, I'm white 'n' nerdy! I wanna roll with The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white 'n' nerdy Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy I'm just too white 'n' nerdy Really, really white 'n' nerdy First in my class here at M.I.T Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D MC Escher, that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My-MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my topic spaces Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run At Pascal well I'm number one Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun Happy Days is my favorite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon They see me roll on my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm White 'n' nerdy Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy? Look at me, I'm white 'n' nerdy! I'd like to roll with The gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too White n' nerdy Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy I'm just too white 'n' nerdy How'd I get so white 'n' nerdy? I've been browsing, inspectin' X-Men comics you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized the Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you "ROTFLOL" I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code who do they call? I do HTML for them all Even made a homepage for my dog Yo, I got myself a fanny pack They were having a sale down at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky! I'm nerdy in the extreme And whiter than sour cream I was in AV club and Glee club And even the chess team! Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire I got my name on my underwear! They see me strollin' They laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white 'n' nerdy Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy All because I'm white 'n' nerdy Holy cow, I'm white 'n' nerdy! I wanna bowl with The gangsters But oh well it's obvious I'm White 'n' nerdy Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy I'm just too white 'n' nerdy Look at me, I'm white 'n' nerdy!