Baby It's Cold Outside (feat. Wilbur Soot)

I really can't stay (but baby it's cold outside) I gotta go away (well, I can lift you a ride) This evening has been (been hopin' that you'd drop by) So very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice) My mother will start to worry (I can tell lift to hurry) My father will be pacing the floor (well, haven't I met your dad before?) So really, I'd better scurry (your lift's name is Murray) Well, maybe just another game more (put some records on while I pour) The neighbors might think (baby, it's bad out there) Maybe, I'll have one more drink (no cabs to be had out there) I wish I knew how (don't know what to do now) to break this spell I'll take your hat (thank you) your hair looks swell I ought to say no, no, no sir (mind if I move closer?) At least I'm gonna say I tried (what's the sense in hurtin' my pride?) I really can't say (well, baby don't hold out) Baby, it's cold outside You're very pushy y'know? Fine, okay, just, text me when you get home, I guess Wait, Wilbur what? I simply must go (oh, we're still singing?) Yeah (uh, it's cold outside) Supposed to say no How lucky that you dropped by (read the fucking lyrics thank you) The welcome has been so nice and warm (look out the window at that storm) My sister will be suspicious (gosh, your lips look delicious) My brother will be there at the door (like waves upon a tropical shore) My maiden aunt's mind is vicious (gosh, your lips are delicious) Well, maybe just a cigarette more (I don't even smoke) I've got to get home (baby, you'll freeze out there) Say, lend me a coat (it's up to your knees out there) You've really been grand (I feel when I touch on your hands) But don't you see? (How could you do this thing to me?) Wilbur! There's bound to be talk tomorrow (think of my lifelong sorrow) At least there will be plenty implied (if you caught pneumonia and died) I really can't stay (get over that hold out) Baby, it's cold Baby, it's cold outside Weren't you on love or host? Like, why are you, Wilbur? Wilbur?