One Pump Chump

One pump, I blew my load

One pump, and I hit the road

One pump

You didn't get your clothes off

One pump

And now you have to hose off

One pump was all it took

Now go back to reading your book

I'm a one pump chump

One pump chump

I'm a one pump chump

One pump, and I'm all done

One pump

I hope you had fun

One pump, I emptied my balls

One pump

And it's Viagra falls

One pump, I already came

Sorry, didn't get your name

I'm a one pump chump

One pump chump

Mr. One Pump

One pump

I'm a one pump chump

All my bitches think that it's a joke

First kiss to the money shot in just one stroke

One pump was all I had

One pump

I hope you ain't mad

One pump, the jizz was flyin'

One pump

And I left you crying

One pump, I must be cursed

My nut butter was dispersed

I'm a one pump chump

One pump chump

Mr. One Pump

Hey!

One fucking pump

I'm a one pump chump

Jump on my strump and

Hump till my dick takes a dump

One pump chump