Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol

Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol Yeah Cruisin' down the highway powered by Hoots 1000 miles per hour that electrocute Pedal to the metal, feel the surge It's the invocation of the thaumaturge Across the endless light years Your heroes have returned On nuclear powered motorbikes The enemies of Unst will burn Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol Fighting goblins everywhere we go Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol With the hammer and axe, prepare to attack We're the wasteland warrior Hoots patrol Riding on through the ice and the snow Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol When the battle is fight, we'll be there at the speed of light Swords Hammers Battleaxe Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol White hot thunder beneath my feet Goblins battling in the streets With armor of wolf and leather boots The only law is the law of Hoots The kingdom lies in ruins Auchtermuchty is no more Toxic dragons fly across A wasteland made from nuclear war But there's a lone survivor Questing far across the land He is the mighty Hootsman Battleaxe is in his hand Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol Fighting goblins everywhere we go Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol With the hammer and axe, prepare to attack We're the wasteland warrior Hoots patrol Riding on through the ice and the snow Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol When the battle is fight, we'll be there at the speed of light Alright, you bunch of nuclear goblins, listen up My name is the Hootsman And this wasteland belongs to me Now, I'm gonna give you to the count of three To get your good for nothing goblonic asses outta here Or you're gonna taste the power of Hoots Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol Fighting goblins everywhere we go Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol Fighting goblins everywhere we go Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol With the hammer and axe, prepare to attack We're the wasteland warrior Hoots patrol Riding on through the ice and the snow Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol When the battle is fight, we'll be there at the speed of light Swords Hammers Battleaxe Wasteland warrior Hoots patrol Hoots