Rock in God's Shoe

God is a middle schooler We are a science project He doesn't know we exist God is a 12 year old girl and we're living In a weird Sherlock College AU God isn't on our side, or maybe he is We could all just be a rock in his shoe Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee he'll come through 'Cause there's only so much that one man can do God is a sadist getting off on our suffering He designed us to make us all miserable God is a kind and benevolent entity Who's trying his best to make us happy God isn't on our side, or maybe she is We could all just be a rock in her shoe Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee she'll come through 'Cause there's only so much that one girl can do Do you have faith? Are you an atheist? Are you just looking for a tangible answer? Bloodshed and hate There must be a reason A good explanation for it all God is a narrator, but he left his mic off And now we are left without guidance It must be hard to be a single mother Of eight billion kids in this economy God isn't on our side, or maybe he is We could all just be a rock in his shoe Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee he'll come through 'Cause there's only so much that one man can do God isn't on our side, or maybe they are We could all just be a rock in their shoe Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee they'll come through 'Cause there's only so much that one god can do