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Underage Bichon
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Comedy
Underage Bichon was released on November 4, 2003 by Warner Records as a part of the album Come Poop With Me
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Release DateNovember 4, 2003
LabelWarner Records
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM166

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Performer
Jimmy Vivino
Jimmy Vivino
Guitar
Robert Smigel
Robert Smigel
Lead Vocals
Michael Merritt
Michael Merritt
Vocals
james Wormworth
james Wormworth
Drums
Jerry Vivino
Jerry Vivino
Saxophone
Scott Healy
Scott Healy
Piano
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Robert Smigel
Robert Smigel
Composer
Jimmy Vivino
Jimmy Vivino
Arranger
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jimmy Vivino
Jimmy Vivino
Producer
Robert Smigel
Robert Smigel
Additional Producer
Brandon Karp
Brandon Karp
Assistant Engineer
Clayton Weber
Clayton Weber
Assistant Engineer
Hardi Kasani
Hardi Kasani
Assistant Engineer
Ike Zimbel
Ike Zimbel
Assistant Engineer
Max Feldman
Max Feldman
Assistant Engineer
Michael Stapp
Michael Stapp
Assistant Engineer
Rey Rivera
Rey Rivera
Assistant Engineer
Robert Adler
Robert Adler
Assistant Engineer
Steve Davis
Steve Davis
Assistant Engineer
Steve Sich
Steve Sich
Assistant Engineer
Ray James
Ray James
Co-Producer
Louie Teran
Louie Teran
Editing Engineer
Stewart Whitmore
Stewart Whitmore
Editing Engineer
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler
Executive Producer
Brooks Arthur
Brooks Arthur
Executive Producer
Stephen Marcussen
Stephen Marcussen
Mastering Engineer
Tim Conklin
Tim Conklin
Recording Engineer

Lyrics

She walked into the dog run
Like she fucking owned the place
She turned to me with a scent that said
"Sit, boy, on my face!"
Now, I like a little discipline
As much as the next Shar Pei
But this bitch was only ten months old
And now I have to pay!
Underage Bichon
She told me she was one
Underage Bichon
I schtupped her, now I'm done
Underage Bichon
They say I did a crime
Underage Bichon
Might as well bang you one more time
Eight perky boobies
I knew that she was young
But I figured she was legal
From the way she used her tongue
She said I was hung like a Great Dane
And it sounded like an old line
She's smooth as a newborn chihuahua
But she licks ass like she's nine!
Underage Bichon (Underage Bichon)
My little puppy treat
Underage Bichon (Underage Bichon)
She clearly was in heat
Underage Bichon (Underage Bichon)
They're putting me away
Underage Bichon (Underage Bichon)
Might as well bang you anyway
Please, your Honor!
She was very cool when I came on her back
Didn't know who Lassie was, but cut her slack
Figure she's an airhead from an inbred pack
And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack!
Well, I was looking at a Monday court date
With no chance to be cleared
So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker
And made a bee-line for her beard
She was a furry motherfucker
And I couldn't find her pie
So, I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug
Yes, I burrowed all around and I finally found...
...A Bearded Collie hooker guy!
Underage Bichon (Underage Bichon)
I banged her, now I'm screwed
Underage Bichon (Underage Bichon)
Took photos of her nude
Underage Bichon (Underage Bichon)
They're throwing me in jail
Underage Bichon (Underage, underage, underage)
Might as well get one last piece of tail!
(Underage!)
Written by: Robert Smigel
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