Mackinac Island

We took a ferry boat to Mackinac Island We stayed where the Jamaicans work It was a grand hotel, but what a funky smell Enough to make us go berserk Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge There's no place like it in the world Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge Fun for every boy and girl We saw a fort up high on the island Saw some sailors drinkin' some rum We resisted the urge to buy moccasins But the stench we couldn't overcome Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge There's no place like it in the world Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge Fun for every boy and girl We rode all the way around the island On a bicycle built for two Saw a rock formation, but what a stinky vacation A combination of candy and poo Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge There's no place like it in the world Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge Fun for every boy and girl Somewhere in time, you'll notice something in the air A blend of two things that look alike But if you see some chocolate in the middle of the street Before you pick it up and eat it think twice Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge There's no place like it in the world Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge Fun for every boy and girl Somewhere in time, you'll notice something in the air A blend of two things that look alike But if you see some chocolate in the middle of the street Before you pick it up and eat it think twice Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge There's no place like it in the world Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge Fun for every boy and girl