Used to Be Good Looking

Well, I used to be good lookin', yeah, I used to rule the school Now I'm too ugly to be turnin' heads, and I'm too old to be cool I took advantage as best I could, but now I realize I was naïve Well, I used to be good lookin', I know it's hard to believe Well, I used to be good lookin', but now I'm just old and fat All I've got are my memories, and the shirt that's on my back My hair was brown but now you'd never know Had no wrinkles on my skin Well, I used to be good lookin', I was slim and trim It didn't matter I was poor, I never got ignored All I had to do was show up and wait Didn't need a fancy car, the girls all said I'd be a star I never had to ask for a date Well, I used to be good lookin', got the pictures to prove it was true From steady girlfriends to one night stands You know I never had the blues Inside I still feel like I'm 21 And that's the nature of the blues I've got Well, I used to be good lookin', but the mirror says I'm not I know it's not sayin' much, I know I'm all washed up I didn't earn it, but my life was so good I ain't too proud to brag, it's the only thing I have I'd go back in time if I could Well, I used to be good lookin', but you would never know it now Believe it or not I was hot, this old dog was the cat's meow You might think I'm smart and funny, with personality to spare But I used to be good lookin', even in my underwear