Big Fun

(Yeah!) Dad says act our age You heard the man, it's time to rage Blast the bass, turn out the light Ain't nobody home tonight Drink, smoke, it's all cool Let's get naked in my pool Punch the wall and start a fight Ain't nobody home tonight! His folks got a waterbed Come upstairs and rest your head Let's rub each other's backs While watching porn on cinemax! (Ah!) The folks are gone It's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up 'til dawn Having some big fun! Big fun! When mom and dad forget To lock the liquor cabinet It's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Woo! Okay, okay, okay So, it's salt and then lime and then shot? No, it's salt, then shot You're doing it wrong! Wait, really? 'Cause I feel great! Veronica, you are looking good tonight! Whoa A hot guy smiled at me Without a trace of mockery Everyone's high as a kite Ain't nobody home tonight! Stoned, zoned, I should quit Hey, is that weed? I want a hit Fill that joint and roll it tight Ain't nobody home tonight! Dreams are coming true When people laugh but not at you! I'm not alone, I'm not afraid! I feel like Bono at Live-Aid! (Ah!) The house is ours It's time for big fun! Big fun! Let's use their showers That sounds like Big fun! (Big fun!) Crack open one more case! I think that's what they call third base Big fun! (Big fun!) Big fun! That actually looks like Big fun! (Big fun!) Big fun! Woo! Alright, people, listen up! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game? Gonna make 'em go Whee, whee, whee, whee! Big fun! (Big fun!) Way to show maturity! Big fun! (Big fun!) Quit it, jackass, get off of me! Big fun! (Big fun!) Yo, Ram, emergency! I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence I hate freshmen Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you Hey, are you okay? I didn't need your help Aw, thanks Heather But I don't really have to vomit right now The party's hot, hot, hot It's time for big fun! Big fun! You need a jello shot! We're having big fun! Big fun! Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh Here comes the Cootie Squad We should Shut up, Heather Sorry, Heather Look who's with her, oh my God Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang I can't believe you actually came It's exciting, right? Oh, I want to say hello to Ram I brought sparkling cider! Showing up here took some guts Time to rip them out Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout, ha! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Where the hell are those freshman? Hi, Ram, uh, I wasn't gonna come But since you took the time to write that sweet note What note? Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me? Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Diggety-dang-a-dang! The folks are gone It's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up 'til dawn Having some big fun! Big fun! So, let the speakers blow They'll buy another stereo Our folks got no clue 'Bout all the shit their children do Why are they surprised Whenever we're unsupervised? It's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Woo!