Yo Girl

Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop Off the Old Mill Bridge last night, holding a suicide note Oh my god, is she dead? Just some broken bones! Just another geek Trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably Yo girl, keep it together I knew you would come far Now you're truly a Heather Smell how gangsta you are Martha, I'm so sorry Yo girl, feel a bit punchy? She's not looking so well Still, you've earned that red scrunchie Come join Heather in hell Where have you been? We've been worried sick! Your friend JD stopped by He told us everything Everything? Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide? He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick! He's got your handwriting down cold Please, honey, talk to us! No, you wouldn't understand Try me! I've experienced everything you're going through right now Guess who's right down the block? Your problems seem like life and death Guess who's climbing the stairs? I promise, they're not Guess who's picking your lock? You don't know what my world looks like Time's up! Go say your prayers! Veronica's running on, running on fumes now Veronica's totally fried Veronica's gotta be trippin' on shrooms now Thinkin' that she can hide Veronica's done for, there's no doubt now Notify next of kin Veronica's trying to keep him out now Too late! He got in Knock, knock! Sorry for coming in through the window Dreadful etiquette, I know Get out of my house!